But wait, there's more! My mom pulls out this huge thing bigger than me and starts peeling away layers to discover this... ta da!
My Throne!
A special thing made just for me! See? It's got my name on it. The white spot in the middle looks just like my favorite place to play that's usually got water in it so right away, I put my feet in. Fun!
Mom didn't like that, though and pulled me out and whipped off my diaper - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! She put my butt over the hole and went "Pssst!" and then the strangest thing happened. I heard a "pssst!" that didn't come from my mom and then she started clapping.
When I got up she came back and took this picture. I can't believe my mother has captured and published my first piddle in a potty. But here it is...
God help me. I hope she's saving for my therapy later.



























